Unless you want to be a bottom’s midwife, skip the odd-numbered orgies.
AJ Lamarque takes us on a wild ride though his experience on a gay cruise in A Beginner’s Guide to Gay Cruising. He dismantles some stigma and answers the burning questions we have about the hedonistic adventures that the gay community could possibly embark on, shedding a light on the unexpected and unforgettable moments of being gay in this generation.
There’s a cruise for everyone and a theme for just about everything. Embarking on cruise means fully embracing the themes and revelling in the diversity of cosplaying. There’s no judgement, just the expectations to match the vibe and have a great time. Lamarque’s retelling of his time on his cruise is just that – him having a great time.
Lamarque explains that being gay is the helium of social mobility. Gay farmer or a poorly dressed florist? It’s all in the perspective. Ever curious about the brief history of bisexuals? The raise of the pansexuals? How about the evolution of non-binaries? AJ Lamarque has got us covered. Is gay male privilege real? I’ll let Lamarque answer that.
Lamarque tells us that one of the best parts of being on a cruise is that you never have to check in for the night. If you’ve got a bucket list of destinations, Lamarque recommends booking a cruise – there’s no real commitment. Just hop back on board and sail off to the next adventure. With tales on his stops in the Caribbean’s Haiti to his visit to Burnie, Tasmania, you wouldn’t blame him.
There’s also no need for Lamarque to worry about regrets – he’s sober. Lamarque kicks off his discussion on sobriety by stating that it often stems from overcoming trauma, but for Lamarque, it’s not about being brave – it’s about being cheap. He humorously takes us through his journey of mental clarity, proving that being sober doesn’t make you a kill joy but in fact the opposite. With Lamarque there are no drunken mistakes – it’s all driven by his mental clarity and because he’s a vindictive little cunt.
Now if you’re after insightful, deep conversations, a cruise will deliver. With such a diverse mix of people from all walks of life, you’re bound to gain some truly mind-blowing perspectives. Lamarque certainly did while people-watching on his trip. Recommended time? 4AM, while patrons are either mingling or stumbling back to their rooms.
And it’s not a cruise if we skip the explicitly of the hedonistic adventures. Of course, it’s not mandatory – but something worth considering. Sex is healthy and Lamarque gives us his take and his newfound rules when engaging in sex on a cruise. From why he would still swipe on Grindr when there’s a whole ship of men to self-discoveries. Take notes – you don’t want to end up playing couple’s therapist on board!
Beyond his hilarious take on being gay, Lamarque highlights the incredible power of the community to foster inclusivity on gay cruises. Forget the grind and forget expectations, this is your time to just be you. Lamarque also deftly tackled more sensitive issues around social norms, masculinity and the perspectives on identity. With subtlety and wit, he addressed these conservative topics in a way that’s both light-hearted and deeply relatable.
AJ Lamarque delivered a brilliantly unique take on the wild, unexpected adventures of a gay cruise, weaving captivating stories that kept the audience hooked. His storytelling blends humour with insight, making it easy for everyone – gay or not – to appreciate the hilarity of his experiences. Bring your daddies, this was a comedy you don’t want to miss.
With his blend of unfiltered charm and infectious humour, AJ Lamarque brought his A Beginner’s Guide to Gay Cruising alive with bustling laughter and joy to Melbourne at Comedy Republic, with his next show in Sydney on Friday, November 22nd at Oxford Hotel.
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